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Here we are. My summer break is over. Well, it's been over for almost a week now. Here are some things I accomplished. Happy to report I did not find any severed ears. I did watch  Blue Velvet , however. Film/Television Here I have listed every single film I watched over the summer, in order with the date I watched each one, and linked to IMDb, in case you're curious. Streets of Fire   (1984)   - May 5 Touch of Evil (1958) - May 6 It Happened One Night (1934) - May 7 Lifeboat (1944) - May 8 On the Beach (1959) - May 9 None But the Lonely Heart (1944) - May 10 The Florodora Girl (1930) - May 11 Highlander II: The Quickening (1991) - May 12 Trainspotting (1996) - May 12 Blue Velvet (1986) - May 12 Silent Rage (1982) - May 13 Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961) - May 14 Freaks (1932) - May 15 The Fly (1958) - May 16 Soylent Green (1973) - May 17 Gilda (1946) - May 18 The African Queen (1951) - May 19 Memento (2000) - May 19 The Punishe

Hello and welcome to a series I'm doing. So I have made the decision to read all of the books in the Star Wars Expanded Universe - that is, the Star Wars works outside of the films and The Clone Wars  that were released prior to April 25, 2014. I will not only cover the novels here, but the games and comic books. But mostly the novels, for that's where most of the EU 's content is. I will cover the novels in order, except for the Han Solo and Lando Calrissian Adventures, because I accidentally forgot they existed between reading Splinter of the Mind's Eye and Heir to the Empire. I'll go back to them before reading the Han Solo trilogy . I will not be covering the novels intended for younger audiences, however. At least not right now. So don't expect to see any Jedi Prince stuff here. Anyhow, let's begin with the one that started it all: Alan Dean Foster's 1978 novel,  Splinter of the Mind's Eye. Now, you may or may not know the history

I am a huge Star Wars fan. Always have been. My mother has frequently recalled that I was regularly humming Star Wars music as early as two years old. Being a huge Star Wars fan, I am not without my opinions. I LOVE the original trilogy, I don't like the prequels, and I love the sequels so far. I even love The Last Jedi . If that previous sentence made you stop reading, you may just be why I'm writing this blog post. Not because I want to convince you to like it, though. Not at all. This goes a little deeper. Remember how I said I don't like the prequels? Well, just two years ago, I would not have left it at that. I would have gone on a tirade against these three films and ruined three podcast episodes over it. You see, two years ago, I was the worst kind of Star Wars fan, one that is all too common (or, at the very least, all too vocal). I was a crybaby. To be fair, Luke had every reason to cry here. But it makes a good thumbnail. You may not like me using th

So, I realized that I own a good number of films on DVD that I haven't watched before. Same case with a bunch of public domain ones I got off the Internet Archive. So, I figured, why not finally watch them and do reviews while I'm at it? If I could get screenshots from the films on my DVR and the ones I watch in theaters, I'd do some of those, too, but whatever. I'm expecting most of these DVD and downloaded films to be bad, so this might be pretty fun. And I'm going to spoil the heck out of these things because I'm going to dissect them as much as I want. Also, I'll probably review other films I own on DVD that I have watched before. Actually, I'll review anything I darn well please. Okay? Just expect a Manhunter review after I actually read Red Dragon . Because that film is great, you guys. The very first victim of this blog's film reviews is the 1982 sci-fi action Chuck Norris slasher film, Silent Rage . First off, you must understand th

The most constant question asked to Bond fans: "Who is your favorite Bond?" Being a fan of James Bond (do I italicize that? It's the name of the franchise, but it feels weird italicizing a name), I have thought of this question many times. Rather than listing my favorite Bonds from worst to best or best to worst, I will just list them chronologically and give my thoughts on each of them. Note that I will only be discussing the Bonds of the EON film series, as I have never seen the 1967 Casino Royale and it's been years since I've watched the Climax! episode or Never Say Never Again. I will compare each portrayal with Ian Fleming's character of the novels (to the best of my ability as I'm only on the third book as of this post, so I may come back around to update!) as well as my own personal praises and criticisms. Without further delay, here we go. Sean Connery First off, Connery is one of my favorite actors to ever grace the big screen